Phil the Pheasant popped in today.
Whats that Phil, you want to come in and warm up? Sorry Phil you can't, Phil is off in a huff.
Oh, all right, how about some food instead. Phil:- "food where?"
While feeding and chatting with Phil the TV was on in the background with James Martin saying “ coming up next is cooking game”, Phil suddenly looked up and high tailed it out of there. Who said Pheasants are stupid? Our Phil is not. That said he does worry us when he crosses the road, still has not quite mastered the green cross code…